I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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