So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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