So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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