In America we eat man semen.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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