i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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