Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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