Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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