i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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