Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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