I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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