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Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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