Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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