Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i may or may not be watching the land before time
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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