She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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