sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she looked like the before picture.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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