It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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