if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
So many bounce houses so little time
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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