I want to walk on stilts...naked
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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