yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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