windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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