But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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