So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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