Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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