if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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