Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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