Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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