My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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