U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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