You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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