yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
BRING THE BAGELS
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
