we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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