Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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