is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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