her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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