Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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