I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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