I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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