I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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