Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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