there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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