I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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