He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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