Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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