Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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