His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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