butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
foreskin is a definite game changer
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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