Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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