On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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