Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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