Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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