so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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