fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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