Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Pappa wants mamma naked
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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