apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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