some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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